OK, we’re just about done with the New Year’s resolution bullshit/advice. Just about.

- Guys, keep it sane. I myself would rather be buried under ravenous ants before being a designated driver, but it’s an essential thing. Find the buddy who’ll do it. Who knows? That responsibility he’s demonstrating may turn you on more than anything.

- Don’t make promises you know damn well you can’t keep. You will cruise in 2008. You will beat off a lot. Think realism.

- Last words? Happy New Year. Get to Enriquecruz.com and promote/get your hot ass to his party in January. Happy New Year. Be hot, be happy.

- Jack X

More instruction, boys. Hell, you’re gonna make resolutions anyway - let’s make them real.

- I will jerk off fewer times. It’s better that way, because a) I’m gonna cum better when I do shoot and b) because I’m hotter when my package is ready to burst.

- I will not ever again make the mistake of thinking a trick is love, no matter how hot he is. It’s way too easy to say ‘I love you’ when your dick is planted in a great ass. Then you just want him to leave. The illusionary power of sex is nothing to sneeze at. I will remember this.

- I will buy more Enrique Cruz vids, because they are sizzling and sexy and real.

- Jack X

Let’s get started right now with that great, fabulous myth that occurs once a year - the New Year’s resolution. I’ve written articles about this (and it’s addressed in my book), yet men still do the same bullshit after making the same damn promises. OK. The rules begin now.

- I will never again play with men on hook-up sites, assuring a get-together when I have no real intention of going over. I will realize that beating off is what I’m going to do and I will not lead these bastards on.

- I will no longer post only pics of my dick. That is, to coin a phrase, pointless. Unless it’s really, really huge.

- If the guy I’ve approached does not send me his face pic, I will understand that he didn’t think I was worth the time. I will get over this. The ocean brims with fish, after all.

- More to come, from your Jack X

I don’t know what it is. When I was young, in fact, I figured that sex was out of the question during the holidays. I figured every man was so involved with spirituality and family, their dicks went soft. I was wrong.

What I’ve learned is that guys go crazy after Christmas and before New Year’s. Maybe it’s the feeling of merriment in the air. Maybe it’s the traveling. Maybe it’s just being off work for a few days. Whatever the reason, though, dudes are rampaging this week. And Happy New Year, to all of us.

- Jack X

by Enrique Cruz

ditto Jack X’s Holiday wishes…taking time to enjoy life, find good people, and stay safe…and if life were a cartoon…

things in life might just end up being this perfect…xox……hugs and kisses…………ec